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Apr 16, 2014 / 257 notes

Baby is asleep:

  • Me: *does laundry*
  • Me: *tidies house*
  • Baby: Zzzzzzzz
  • Me: *Pays bills*
  • Me: *Prepares dinner*
  • Baby: Zzzzzzzzz
  • Me: *Pokes baby*
  • Baby: Zzzzz
  • Me: *Lies down, covers self in blanket, closes eyes.*
  • Baby: GAAAAAAGGGEEEEEH!!
I have the cutest puppies ever.
Feb 20, 2014 / 1 note

I have the cutest puppies ever.

Feb 20, 2014

My big boy (:

Feb 20, 2014 / 1,150 notes

tenaflyviper:

Oh my god, what a vicious animal.

Look at it brutally and savagely giving less than a shit about being swarmed by tiny, defenseless, bite-sized little creatures.

This beast is obviously inherently evil.

tonymatus:

#Neron#pitbull
Feb 20, 2014 / 7 notes
mama-turtle:

(from google)
Feb 20, 2014 / 197 notes

mama-turtle:

(from google)

Little Bear has dropped! 
Feb 20, 2014 / 2 notes

Little Bear has dropped! 

9 months, anytime little bear; anytime.
Feb 20, 2014 / 1 note

9 months, anytime little bear; anytime.

Excuse my face, but my belly is getting huge! 25 weeks as of yesterday. Going to meet up with daddy for lunch soon !
Dec 1, 2013 / 2 notes

Excuse my face, but my belly is getting huge! 25 weeks as of yesterday. Going to meet up with daddy for lunch soon !

Dec 1, 2013 / 88,352 notes

rock-me-sexy-jesus:

I hate when your boob itches, like wtf I don’t have time for this bullshit

(via lifeischeer)

theyaremineandiamtheirs:

I just found this on Facebook and I loved it, but couldn’t find the source. if anyone knows tell me so I can link it.
Sep 25, 2013 / 3,116 notes

theyaremineandiamtheirs:

I just found this on Facebook and I loved it, but couldn’t find the source. if anyone knows tell me so I can link it.

(via unlovelydelight)

Sep 25, 2013 / 103 notes
z0mbiitch:

mamatoariana:

http://wheresmysammich.com/picture/51726/never-mess-with-parents/
HAHAHAHAHA love this!!!

I’d do this to my kids.
Sep 25, 2013 / 42 notes